AUGH!!! Big Fashion No-No

I know plaid and checkered clothes are making a comeback. There are even some that I like. But checkered pants that make it seem as if you stole someone's tablecloth, because Yogi and Boo-boo already got the picnic basket, do not look attractive on anybody. I guarantee people are not looking at you because they admire your fashion forward way of dressing. What they want, is to know if you have any fried chicken and deviled eggs left over. If you remain oblivious to that, at least acknowledge the trail of ants behind you.

Smaller checks are preferable but please avoid any that make you look like you came from Gilligan's Island or Oz. The easiest way to avoid that is to watch the cut of the dress, the kind of fabric, and your accessories.